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One Idiot! One Mic! One Opinion!

May 29, 2018

You’re not as dumb as you look, you’re dumber.

 


May 28, 2018

We must be part of a corrupted skip logic program running a universal world simulation. It’s the only explanation as to why we are stuck in an infinite loop of utter nonsense.

 


May 26, 2018

Your mind is like a boxcar… Somedays everything is stacked neatly and on track, while other days, it is derailing while the doors are wide open.

 


May 25, 2018

If your life revolves around, booze, cigarettes, and bad decisions, reevaluate your life. 

 


May 22, 2018

At sometime during this show I lost focus and my mind was on a plane bound for Acapulco. Somewhere along the turbulent path, my plane crashed and burned.